Asheville’s bear trash mess cleanup crew
Bear got into your trash? Book the cleanup now.
Book in less than 60 seconds. A local crew member claims your job — usually within 30 minutes — rakes and rebags everything into your own bins, and texts you before-and-after proof. Apply discount codes at checkout after submitting this form. Apply discount codes after this form is submitted at checkout.
Step 1 of 1 — that’s the whole process
NO CHARGE UNTIL YOUR JOB IS DONE AND PHOTO-VERIFIED. CARD SAVED SECURELY VIA OUR BOOKING SYSTEM. CANCEL FREE ANYTIME BEFORE YOUR CREW ARRIVES.
Rather talk to a human? Call or text (828) 532-5326 — the owner answers.
What happens after you tap Book
Within ~30 minutes: a text confirming which local crew member claimed your job and when they’ll arrive.
At your place: everything raked, collected, rebagged, and secured back inside your own cans — lids closed, yard back to normal. You don’t need to be home.
When it’s done: before-and-after photos texted to you. Only then is your card charged.
Straightforward pricing
| Single trash bag cleanup — a bear tore into a single bag and scattered it | $139 |
| First trash can cleanup — a can tipped or emptied, yard scatter | $189 |
| Each additional scattered trash can | +$59 |
| Rush — first available crew, guaranteed cleanup within 4 hours | +$69 |
| Bio-enzymatic odor treatment — optional; breaks down the food smell that draws bears back | +$9 |
Every cleanup ends with a free Bear Straplock — our safety-orange temporary bear straplock strapped across your can. Pop the clip before pickup day.
The price you pick is the price you pay. No quote calls, no surprises on the receipt.
Guarantee
Not satisfied? We come back free.
Text us a photo within 24 hours and a crew returns at no charge. If we can’t make it right, you get your money back — no forms, no fight.
Quick answers
Do I need to be home?
No. Most customers book from work. As long as the mess is reachable — no locked gates, dogs secured — your crew handles it and texts you the proof.
What if the bear comes back tonight?
It might — bears remember food sources. That’s why every cleanup ends with your can strapped shut with our free Bear Straplock, and why the $9 enzyme odor treatment exists: a can that doesn’t smell like dinner doesn’t get flipped.
What will you clean up?
Everything the bear left — broken glass and dirty diapers included. The only hard no: used hypodermic needles and dead animals. Find those and we stop, photograph, and sort next steps with you.
Is this a real local business?
Yes — Bear Mess Express LLC, Asheville owned and operated, insured, with local crews in the neighborhoods we serve. The number on this page rings the owner’s phone.