Bear Mess Express (828) 555-1234 Book — $189
Asheville, NC · Bear Country · Same-Day Crews
Bear got into your trash?Spotless by tonight.
Asheville’s bear mess cleanup crew. Book in 60 seconds with a photo of the mess — a local crew member claims your job, rakes and rebags everything into your own bins, and texts you before-and-after proof.
Book a Cleanup — $189
or call/text (828) 555-1234
FLAT RATE FIRST CAN · $59 EACH ADDITIONAL · NO QUOTE CALLS · MOST JOBS SAME OR NEXT DAY
CLEARED · HAW CREEK · 2 CANS · 7:15 AM ✓ CLAIMED IN 4 MIN · BEAVERDAM · RUSH CLEARED · TOWN MOUNTAIN · 1 CAN · BEFORE WORK ✓ CLEARED · KENILWORTH · 3 CANS · PHOTO-VERIFIED ✓ CLAIMED IN 6 MIN · NORTH ASHEVILLE CLEARED · GROVE PARK · 2 CANS · 8:02 AM ✓ CLEARED · HAW CREEK · 2 CANS · 7:15 AM ✓ CLAIMED IN 4 MIN · BEAVERDAM · RUSH CLEARED · TOWN MOUNTAIN · 1 CAN · BEFORE WORK ✓ CLEARED · KENILWORTH · 3 CANS · PHOTO-VERIFIED ✓ CLAIMED IN 6 MIN · NORTH ASHEVILLE CLEARED · GROVE PARK · 2 CANS · 8:02 AM ✓
How it works
1
Snap & book
Send photos of the mess through our 60-second form. The pictures are your quote — no site visits, no phone tag.
2
We dispatch a local crew member
You get a text the moment your cleanup is claimed — usually within 30 minutes — with your scheduled window.
3
Spotless, with proof
Everything rebagged, re-secured in your own bins, and raked clean. Before-and-after photos texted when it’s done.
Insured crews Photo-verified work BearWise-aligned safety Asheville owned The Spotless Guarantee
You could clean it up yourself. You really don’t want to.
Bears aren’t tidy. What they leave behind is shredded, scattered, soggy, and dragged halfway into the woods — usually the morning you’re already late for work or two hours before your rental guests check in.
We handle the gross part, re-secure your cans so it’s less likely to happen again, and text you photo proof when your yard is back to normal.
See the mess? Book it.
Proof, every job
BEFORE — 6:47 AM
The bear’s work
AFTER — 7:31 AM
Ours ✓
EVERY CLEANUP IS PHOTO-DOCUMENTED AND TEXTED TO YOU BEFORE WE LEAVE.
Spotless
Guarantee
If anything’s still messy, we come back free.
Text us a photo within 24 hours and a crew returns at no charge. If we can’t make it right, we refund you — no forms, no fight. (One honest note: a new bear visit isn’t a defect — that’s why Bear Guard exists.)
Bear Guard Membership
Bears remember where the food is. They’ll be back.
Priority same-day scheduling, ahead of non-members
Member cleanup rate of $99 — vs $189 standard
Quarterly can wash + deodorizing — a can that doesn’t smell like dinner doesn’t get flipped
Annual strap and lid-lock check
$29/MONTH · CANCEL ANYTIME
Join Bear Guard
Serving Asheville’s bear country
North AshevilleTown MountainHaw Creek BeaverdamKenilworthGrove Park Lakeview ParkWest Asheville
Outside these areas? Book anyway — we’ll confirm availability or waitlist you as we expand.
Questions people ask at 6:45 AM
How fast can you get here?
What exactly do you do with the trash?
What if the bear is still there?
Will the bear come back?
When am I charged?
Manage short-term rentals?
Trash chaos before check-in is our specialty. Volume rates, same-day SLA, photo documentation per unit.
Get the rate card
Bear Mess Express LLC · Asheville, NC · hello@bearmessexpress.com · (828) 555-1234
We clean up and re-secure — we don’t haul waste. Your trash goes back in your own bins for regular pickup.
Call now Book — $189